Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Makin' Love With 80's Hair Metal Bands

Can we talk about makin' love? Did that get your undivided attention? I mean, this is an adult blog, so perhaps if you're not, or you might be offended by the subject matter, then cover your eyes and ears, cuz you shouldn't oughta hear what I'm about to write! Love....it's all you need, right? It's a universal language conveyed thru every genre of music.  It's a strong emotion to say the least.  Shared in the most intimate way, it speaks volumes without saying a word...it's the 'action' that brings it all together. Perhaps it's the hopeless romantic in me or that small percentage of lady likeness that says, 'hey, don't be subtle'.  I'm a pretty straightforward kind of gal...it is what it is...turn most women on and you won't be thinking 'lady', you'll be thinking 'animal'!  Anyway, no need to beat around the bush (oh yes, don't be surprised by some play on words here), let's get to the point....sex sells!
 
What better mode of entry than through music? Of course, I'm partial to 80's hair metal bands, so naturally I'm gonna pick some of my favorites from this era.  And believe me, there's no shortage... of songs that is. So, let me share with you some of my personal favorites.  Please feel free to comment and give feedback. Let's go with 10....why ten? Well, because lists of 10's are fun, right?
 
10.  KISS - Love Gun (I really love you, Baby, I love what you've got, Let's get together, We can, get hot) 
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Perhaps KISS was the sexiest band, due mainly to front-man Paul Stanley....he certainly had the sexpot image.  Although this song was released in 1977, many of this band's big hits flowed over to the 80's.  So, are they hair metal? Not really, I guess. Well, they've got lots of hair....and that tongue....Gene Simmons...I'm sure that could make for some fun times in the ol' sack, eh? Ok...enough of that! I'm putting this one in the #10 spot.
 
9.  Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane (My body is burning it starts to shout, Desire's coming it breaks out loud,  Lust is in cages, till storm breaks loose,  Just have to make it with someone I choose)
 
 
So, I guess my question on this one is, are we talkin' a Category 5?
 
 
8.  Bon Jovi - Bad Medicine (I don't need no needle to be giving me a thrill,  And I don't need no anesthesia or a nurse to bring a pill,  I got a dirty down addiction that doesn't leave a track,  I got a jolt for your affection like a monkey on my back, There ain't no paramedic gonna save this heart attack)


 
 
Well, certainly Mr. Jovi was one sexy dude back in the day...yes, women would have waited in an endless line to get some of his bad medicine.  Hey, that's what you get for falling in love, right?
 
7.  RATT - Lay It Down (Under the sheets you will find me, I know that nothings for free, You take what's good for your pleasin',  I'll take what's good for this crazy evening)



 
Well, I'll admit it, I was in lust with Stephen Pearcy back in the 80's.  He could have invaded my privacy anytime!  Must have been the bedroom eyes....yeah, would be nice to find him in between my sheets!
 
 
6.  White Lion - Radar Love (When she gets lonely,  And the longin' gets too much,  She sends a cable comin' in from above,  We don't need to talk at all)


OMG, Mike Tramp....what can a gal say? Oh, well, I guess I don't need to talk at all! I love their song "Wait"...mmmm....would love to show up on this man's radar!


5.  Cinderella - Shake Me (Screamed and scratched and rolled out of the bed,  I never really got her out of my head,  And now and then she makes those social calls, Gives me a squeeze, gets me kickin' the walls)
  
 

Ok, so this song is a good head bangin' song....and a good headboard bangin' song, eh? Uh huh...c'mon....how many of all y'all did just that?  Classic hair metal...rock on!
 
4.  Guns N' Roses - Anything Goes (Panties 'round your knees with your ass in debris,  Doin' dat grind with a push and squeeze,  Tied up, tied down, up against the wall, Be my rubber made baby an' we can do it all)
 

One never need worry that GNR will hold back! Oh my....this band definitely flaunts their sexuality very well in words. 'Nuf said!

Ok folks, down to my last 3! This is gettin' good.  What do you think so far?  Let's continue....
 
3.  Poison - Talk Dirty To Me  ('Cause baby we'll be,  At the drive-in, in the old man's Ford,  Behind the bushes,  'Til I'm screamin' for more,  Down the basement,  Lock the cellar door,  And baby,  Talk dirty to me)

 

Hands down these guys were tops in the glam/hair metal arena.  Oh, Bret....Mr. 'Rock Of Love'....(he) 'sounds like such a nice boy!' Uh huh...nice my a**.... ;-)
 
2.  Whitesnake - Slow An' Easy (So take me down slow an' easy,  Make love to me slow an' easy)

 

It's really hard to talk about this band and not mention 'Slide It In'.  David Coverdale gets his point across every time...no second guessing his desires...how sexy is that in a man? Love that kind of confidence!
 
 
And....my #1 pick????
 
 
1. Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar On Me (Pour some sugar on me, ooh, in the name of love,  Pour some sugar on me, c'mon fire me up,  Pour your sugar on me, I can't get enough,  I'm hot, sticky sweet from my head to my feet, yeah)
 
 


 
Ok, you probably saw that one coming.  This has to be 'the bomb' in makin' love, love makin' songs!  And how often is it probably used for that purpose? Huh? Yup....yup....! :-)
 
 
All in the name of love! How did you like this trip down makin' love memory lane? I enjoyed it.  The 80's were such a cool time.  I am so glad I was a part of that.  Crazy times for sure....great memories.  Perhaps the 80's was 'the best' at makin' love through song....what do you think?
 




 





 










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